for fucks sake Tom, even your tweets about having difficulties arriving at a place are poetic.
jfc dude u think ur so cool
(via dandywhoreholes)
Tom enjoying taking (half) selfies with his long arms in France 22/05/13 & 23/05/2013
(Source: hiddleston-daily, via tom-mess)
“Experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. Accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.”
(Source: whichisnone, via lokis-army-at-221b)
Ahhh, seemingly reasonless anxiety, haven’t seen you in a while!! Why don’t you settle down in my stomach and keep me from sleeping? Just like the old days!
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’
omfg what a great man
(via robert-downey-jesus)
actual quotes by the former prime minister of australia kevin rudd
- everyone’s entitled to their point of view but that’s seriously a weird one
- fair shake of the sauce bottle mate
- (to 50 cent) i found you in my pocket today haha
- i was driving the porcelain bus half the night
- basically all of this video
